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From The State:

Developer Alan Kahn blames the economy. Three of the Northeast Richland center’s large retailers filed for bankruptcy protection recently and some of its 118 tenants have been slow to pay rent, he said.

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Those three are Sofa Express, Ashley Furniture Homestore and Bi-Lo (which I never did a post on because it continued to operate during bankruptcy).

I see in this week's Free Times that the Best of Columbia voting is starting early this year.

Now, I can't promise A Chicken in Every Pot!, but that always seemed like an overabundance of stewed chicken to me anyway.

So if you enjoy this blog, why not go to the online voting site and pick columbiaclosings.com in Local Media Cagegory 6: "Best Local Website or Blog - News"? (I have to say that the categories are not an exact match, but I think that's the closest one).

Be sure to vote for your other local favorites as well!

This mysterious billboard is on the South side of US-501 in betwen Galivants Ferry & Marion. If I'm reading google maps right, it would be at the intersection of US-501 and SC-41. At any rate, it's before you get to Sparky's Fireworks. The sign has been up for at least two years, and was always a bit mysterious to me.

For one thing, there is no indication of what it's for. I mean, sure it says "Web Site of The Year", but that's not really an explanation. Is there a contest? Web site of the year according to whom? Why would anyone driving through the most rural and un-webby parts of South Carolina care? What's more, it's not pithy. Invariably by the time I got home, I never could remember exactly what it was: Um, bestwebsite.com? Yearsbestsite.com? Finally I took this picture to help me remember to check it out.

The first time I did -- it didn't help. I duly went to the site, but it was obviously the text provided by the hosting company. Stuff like

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Insert URL of your logo

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(OK, I used the Lorem Ipsum generator for that last paragraph..)

Anyway, I never got around to doing a post on it then, and now there is something of an explanation, if not a great one. Apparently someone is now using it to sell generic domain names, and push various small coastal oriented sites. It kind of has the feeling of an I might as well do something with it sort of project.

My queue of comments marked as "spam" gets longer every day. I thought this one was a bit amusing, as apparently it was supposed to have been parsed by a spam-posting program to pick *one* alternative, which did not happen:

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Get out there and have some fun -- and remember those who made it possible.

Aside from being an interesting article in its own right, Eva's cover story in this week's Free Times has a lot of good pictures of old-time Five Points (as does the front cover of the issue itself).

I probably should read The State more often than I do..

First -- Richland Mall is back:

Second -- Kroger at Sparkleberry Square is in trouble:

As to the first, I, for one, have always refused to call the place either "Richland Fashion Mall" or "Midtown at Forest Acres", so I'm glad to see the "classic" name back. Kahn certainly has an uphill slog ahead there though. Given that even the new Village at Sandhill has had a lot of churn and ongoing vacancies, an older, already perceived as failing (because, it is failing) mall is going to have even more trouble luring tenants. I guess the obvious thing to try, as I think Sky City has suggested, would be to try to lure Macy's from Columbia Mall to the vacant Parisian or Bonwit Teller slot. Of course that would put paid to Columbia Mall so I'd rather something else happen..

As to the second, I think that after this, this, this, this, and this, I can say that Sparkleberry Square is "troubled". Kroger cutting its hours certainly does nothing to reverse that perception. For a restaurant, it's fatal sign #1. I don't think the Kroger will close, but I'll bet they're nostalgic for the rents at Decker Mall about now.

Thanks to Professor Reynolds for the link!

Anyone checking in here for the first time should know that this blog is Columbia South Carolina news and nostalgia, the "What's Not In Columbia Anymore" site. We have both business closings ripped from the headlines (ok, usually tipped by commenters, or things I notice as I drive by) and fondly rememered places which have been gone for years or decades.

If you're looking for a particular Columbia place you remember, check The Alphabetical Closings Page. For particular types of places, there are Categories on the left sidebar underneath the recent comments. Comments on any and all entries are welcome, as are general comments on the Have Your Say page.

Enjoy!

Ted