Columbia Closings   What's not in Columbia anymore

Well, it's getting to that time of year where I start trying to put together calendars. There will be a new Pawleys Island one forthcoming eventually, but for a little change of pace here's a Roadside Florida calendar in either 8.5x11 or oversize formats. Click on the picture for details.

I'll also note that all calendars are now universal! You can pick your starting date, so the designs no longer go obsolete. Hit the Store for all avalable designs.

Well, it's half-way through January, so I think this is the last time I'll be touting the calendars (though you can buy them all year in the store), so: Get your Columbia Closings and Pawleys Island calendars here.

Remember, it'll be 2011 all year -- your 2010 calendar is now history, not current events!

See that thing on your wall that says 2010? It's useless, defunct, obsolete, pining for the fjords, joined the bleedin' choir invisible -- it is an ex-calendar.

You can fix that! Get your Columbia Closings or Pawleys Island calendars here. Your wall will thank you.

Remember, it'll be 2011 for a whole year -- Don't be the last person writing the wrong date on your checks!

Twelve days left in 2010, so get your Columbia Closings or Pawleys Island calendars before your current calendar runs out!

Remember, it'll be 2011 for a whole year -- you're going to need some way to keep track!

Three weeks left in 2010, so get your Columbia Closings or Pawleys Island calendars before your current calendar runs out!

Remember, your 2010 calendar won't be good again until 2021!

That's right! None of the 2011 Columbia Closings or Pawleys Island calendars left the printing facility last week.

You can fix that simply by clicking and forking over a nominal fee to enjoy 12 months of bygone Columbia and/or South Carolina's island paradise!

Remember calendars make great Christmas presents, and there are only 19 shopping days left..

And hey, there's still four weeks of 2010 left. If you can't let that go, then the 2010 Columbia Closings and 2010 Pawleys Island calendars are still available!

(Yes, the "None Left" joke is old Mad Magazine shtick. I think I stole it last year too..)