{"id":2916,"date":"2010-12-04T20:23:20","date_gmt":"2010-12-05T01:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/?p=2916"},"modified":"2010-12-04T20:23:20","modified_gmt":"2010-12-05T01:23:20","slug":"calendars-none-left","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/?p=2916","title":{"rendered":"Calendars: None Left"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/closings.479904392\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/pix\/10\/11\/00-rainbow_tn.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That's right!  None of the 2011 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/closings.479904392\">Columbia Closings<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/closings.484127643\">Pawleys Island<\/a> calendars left the printing facility last week.<\/p>\n<p>You can fix that simply by clicking and forking over a nominal fee to enjoy 12 months of bygone Columbia and\/or South Carolina's island paradise!<\/p>\n<p>Remember calendars make great Christmas presents, and there are only 19 shopping days left.. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/closings.484127643\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tednolan.net\/pix\/09-12-14-creek-fog\/09-12-14-creek-fog.low\/p1080351.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And hey, there's still four weeks of 2010 left.  If you can't let <i>that<\/i> go, then the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/closings.416755121\">2010 Columbia Closings<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/closings.416560802\">2010 Pawleys Island<\/a> calendars are still available!<\/p>\n<p>(Yes, the \"None Left\" joke is old <i>Mad Magazine<\/i> shtick.  I think I stole it last year too..)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That's right! None of the 2011 Columbia Closings or Pawleys Island calendars left the printing facility last week. You can fix that simply by clicking and forking over a nominal fee to enjoy 12 months of bygone Columbia and\/or South Carolina's island paradise! Remember calendars make great Christmas presents, and there are only 19 shopping [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[424,7],"class_list":["post-2916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-calendars","tag-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}