{"id":1653,"date":"2010-03-20T22:38:24","date_gmt":"2010-03-21T03:38:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/?p=1653"},"modified":"2010-03-22T00:06:03","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T05:06:03","slug":"im-gonna-make-you-an-offer-you-cant-understand-1980s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/?p=1653","title":{"rendered":"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't.. understand: 1980s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"..\/pix\/10\/03\/richbra.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/pix\/10\/03\/richbra_tn.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Speaking of <a href=\"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/?p=1376\">Rich's<\/a>, as we were a few weeks ago, I've held on to this ad since the 1980s hoping that someone else would be as amused by it as I was.  To date this has failed to happen, though I still get a chuckle from it.<\/p>\n<p>Here's the key question:  <i>Exactly what guarantee is being made here?<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of Rich's, as we were a few weeks ago, I've held on to this ad since the 1980s hoping that someone else would be as amused by it as I was. To date this has failed to happen, though I still get a chuckle from it. Here's the key question: Exactly what guarantee is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24,7,78,79,80],"class_list":["post-1653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-columbia-mall","tag-commentary","tag-dentsville","tag-lingerie","tag-richs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}