{"id":132,"date":"2008-07-15T16:21:25","date_gmt":"2008-07-15T21:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/?p=132"},"modified":"2010-03-09T00:47:11","modified_gmt":"2010-03-09T05:47:11","slug":"birkenstock-store-trenholm-plaza-july-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Birkenstock Store, Trenholm Plaza: July 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"..\/pix\/08\/07\/birkenstock07.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/pix\/08\/07\/birkenstock07_tn.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"..\/pix\/08\/07\/birkenstock01.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/pix\/08\/07\/birkenstock01_tn.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"..\/pix\/08\/07\/birkenstock02.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/pix\/08\/07\/birkenstock02_tn.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"..\/pix\/08\/07\/birkenstock03.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/pix\/08\/07\/birkenstock03_tn.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"..\/pix\/08\/07\/birkenstock06.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/pix\/08\/07\/birkenstock06_tn.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There's a classic cartoon panel from the 70s.  The setting is a doctors office.  A female patient is sitting on the table and the (male, which rather dates the cartoon) doctor tells her:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I'm sorry Ms Johnson, but we're all out of birth control pills, please wear these Birkenstocks instead.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Whether the shoes got better looking, or men just don't look down that far, the brand is still around.<\/p>\n<p>It's not around Trenholm Plaza anymore though.  I don't know if the ongoing renovations cut traffic, or if they had decided to decamp before that, but I noticed when I went to Starbucks the other day that the Birkenstock store was gone.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what the deal with the palm tree in back was?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There's a classic cartoon panel from the 70s. The setting is a doctors office. A female patient is sitting on the table and the (male, which rather dates the cartoon) doctor tells her: I'm sorry Ms Johnson, but we're all out of birth control pills, please wear these Birkenstocks instead. Whether the shoes got better [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[32,4,31],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-shoes","tag-stores","tag-trenholm-plaza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}