{"id":11440,"date":"2016-05-09T00:30:06","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T04:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/?p=11440"},"modified":"2019-02-27T23:23:40","modified_gmt":"2019-02-28T04:23:40","slug":"dick-smith-ford-2800-two-notch-road-early-may-2016-moved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/columbiaclosings.com\/wordpress\/?p=11440","title":{"rendered":"Dick Smith Ford, 2800 Two Notch Road: early May 2016 (moved)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I remember once finding a whole joke book of \"Ford\" (ie: Model-T<\/i>) jokes at my aunt's house once. At this remove, I can only recall two of them:<\/p>\n

\nQ: Why do all new Fords now have to be painted red?<\/p>\n

A: Because the law says any tin can filled with gasoline must be red.<\/p>\n

Q: Why is the Ford the only car to be mentioned in The Bible?<\/p>\n

A: Because no other car can ascend to Heaven \"on high\".\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I'm not sure new cars are better than the Model-T<\/i>, but jokes have come a long way.<\/p>\n

Anyway, as of early May 2016, Dick Smith Ford<\/i> has relocated from their Two Notch<\/a> home out to 7201 on the Sumter Highway<\/a>, the old Marion Burnside<\/a> and Jim Hudson<\/a> location:<\/p>\n

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UPDATE 27 February 2019<\/b> -- As mentioned in the comments, a U-Haul<\/i> operation has set up here. As far as I know, it is not connected to the one a mile or so further down Two Notch towards town:<\/p>\n

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